Nations Cup 2017: the begining

Today, 09.10.2017 is the official start of this year's Nations Cup. I am writing this article now, because the admins decided that yesterday. The opening match of the competition will feature the national teams of Bulgaria and Italy (boo), but since we learned that last night, we will, of course, use a wildcard. An hour before the first kick-off, the bigest opening ceremony ever seen will take place in a private vps host, in which, I am told, foxbg will sing the official song of the tournament - Despacito in 24 different languages.

The Bulgarian dream team got drawn in group A with the mediocre teams of Italy, Ukraine and Serbia, which, with the help of SkilidGOD will be destroyed and send to concentration camps to become men, unless their nickname is ptichka. When asked how many goals he would score during the tournament, Skilidko's answer was short and clear - "izbirai pore pratel" (choose, pore, my dearest friend), sent to CHAMPION a.k.a porko a.k.a pore.

The 2 best teams from each group and the 4 best 3rd placed teams proceed to the knockout stage and by the way, here is our final squad - Joe Hart, CHAMPION, Firmino<3, Occasional, SuarezN7, Doctor, Skilidko, MaGe.

Peace.