Team of the Season

League 1's first season finished. Some played better than other, some played for Feyenoord. Here are the best ones, the dream team, the place when Chees will never find his name:

ST - champion. How he managed to get here - I will never know. He scored 22 goals - 2 less than the other candidate for this award - infiniti, but he made 9 assists more than him playing his ugly, old fashioned piece of shit haxball. Some say that if he didn't score when the enemy team's goalkeepers were lagging he wasn't going to score more than 10 goals, but hey, the end justifies the means.

AM - B4D 4SS. He wasn't shining but he was doing his job. Fourth place in the golden boot race with 13 goals and a double. Not bad to be honest. He played a big role helping his team concede only 11 goals for the whole season - that's 24 goals less than the second best defence. He was fighting until the very end for this prize with Joe Hart and of course the 22nd best goalscorer - Skilidko, but he got lucky.

DM - elite. Probably the best individual player in the league this season. 24 goals and 14 assists - that's joined first place in the goalscorers and assists lists. Famous for stopping in the middle of the match, telling his teammates how bad they are. In the second half of the season he was defending less and less, which probably costed his team the title. And of course the fantastic display from Skilidko in their last match. What a player! I mean Skilidko, elite is not bad either.

GK - Firmino <3. Honestly, he is only here because there had to be someone. The least worst. One of the few goalkeepers playing regularly for his team. 3 clean sheets from 18 matches is actually not that bad, but some horrific performances were there to be seen as well. 3 own goals and 2nd best own goalscorer on his account and he is supporting Liverpool - what the fuck?

You can see a pretty cool graphic i stole from the internet and the full list with individual prizes in the hall of fame section - here.